Better Off Dead
"I pray thee, make haste o'er yonder! If perchance there be something in thy path, turn thee away!"
"In faith, I feel as if perchance I am consuming pills that doth make my mind go mad!"
"Goonies ne'er breathe 'die'!"
"Thou hast red upon thee."
"Perchance hath someone ask thee 'if thou art a god' thou breathest 'yea!'"
"Thou doth slay me, short villain."
"Zounds, in sooth my ears bleed from thy fat butter making."
"Yea, I did not contain my urine within my pantaloons! Resisting in such is new-fangled!"
Snakes on a Plane.
"I cannot endure these forsaken blasphemous serpents on this forsaken blasphemous flying vessel!"